My name is Poppy
I like sideburns and masturbation jokes
I reblog whatever
Crotch
Oh I follow back
My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff
your dad is good
do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
Oh my shiiiiiit
once you look at his chin like as if it were a little smiley mouth there’s no going back
(Source: fartdaughter)
i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back
9gag:
it’s funny because 9gag does nothing but steal jokes from other people
they literally do nothing but steal content and reupload it, claiming it as their own
we all have that one 9gag that tells reddit jokes as if reddit made it up themselves
dcu:
This should be the last piece of Dark Knight Rises media we see this week, an official “secret” poster.
I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
Who the fuck gets naked for a wank?Who said it was having a wank he might be mixing cake mixture ferociously
searched for this just to reblog it because i was just literally mixing cake batter ferociously
